Contest: Win ‘Jason Bourne’ on UHD & Blu-ray

Matt Damon is back in his signature role as ‘Jason Bourne’, and we have an extra Ultra HD Blu-ray edition of the movie to give away. (Don’t worry, it comes with a standard Blu-ray too.) Don’t miss your chance to take home a free copy.

To win the movie, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

Insert witty caption here

For example: “Enough already! We’re up to 20 things now. I get it, you hate me. Believe me, the feeling’s mutual.”

We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is Thursday, December 8th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!

85 comments

  1. Nick J

    Jason: “Keep walking and act like nothing happened”.
    Parsons: “Why? What did happen back there?”
    Jason: “You’re safer not knowing.”

  2. Josh monroe

    Hurry up, I think we just entered the hunger games set by mistake. I think after after the talking birds it’s skin eating fog, plus I told you five dollar boxes at taco bell don’t sit well with me. With both scenarios you should be at least 3 or 4 steps in front of me.

  3. 1) No, No, look forward, we don’t know each other, remember?
    2) That BMW you just bought last week… I crashed it in a high speed chase.
    3) (person behind Bourne’s right shoulder) – Good God, P. U, did that guy shit his pants?

  4. Jeremy R

    1. “Dammit, I meant to pick up Reese Witherspoon, not her stone-face stunt double!!”
    2. “If we just walk away really fast, we don’t have to tell Ben what we thought about Dawn of Justice.”
    3. “Why are you pulling me?” “Moby’s playing in the background. TIME FOR ACTION!!”
    4. Best. Three-legged race relay team. EVER!!!
    5. Even the top celebrities have to rush to get in line for Hatchimons.
    6. Even the top celebrities have to rush to get in line for Rogue One tickets. Thanks a lot, Fandango…
    7. “Hurry up! Elf’s on Freeform in five minutes, and if we miss it, we only have 37 more chances to watch it!”
    8. As proof that we have truly run out of ideas, Matt Damon and Julia Stiles attempt to reboot Hands Across America.
    9. And that’s why you don’t put paper in those standing ashtrays.
    10. “I waaaaaanaaaa hold your haaaaaaand!” (Really? Nobody did The Beatles reference? Did I miss it?)

  5. Zuria

    Do you REALLY wanna know why we’re here again SWEETY?! ‘Cause I did STUCK ON YOU and you made a HIP HOP version of OTHELLO!