Wow! I think it’s safe to say that you folks out there may have been a slight bit interested in the chance to win a copy of ‘Indiana Jones: The Complete Adventures‘ on Blu-ray. We had a huge turnout for our contest last week. More than that, almost all of the entries were great. I wish that we had more copies of the prize to give away. Sadly, only one person can walk away a winner. Let’s find out which of our lucky readers that is.

As described in the original post, our challenge was to come up with a funny or clever caption for the following image:

Clearly, this was rich fodder for your hilarity.

I usually try to narrow down our contest results to ten Honorable Mentions. That was basically impossible this time. After reading through all of the submissions, I pulled out the following long list of no less than 60 favorites. Whew! Honestly, I could have named even more. This is after I limited my picks to one caption per person and cut a lot of perfectly good responses.

1. Jonathan D: “The dimensions of the Ark are .002 microns off center!! NOT PRECISE!!!!!!”
2. neotruelove: “OMG, it is Marsellus Wallace’s soul!!!!!!”
3. HuskerGuy: “He chose to be a Nazi, he chose to fight Indy, he chose to open the Ark. He chose…poorly.”
4. Jay: “He just noticed his mom reading 50 Shades of Grey.”
5. Mark B: “Did I just hear you say you invited your mother to come live with us?”
6. Ken C: “Cat box odor getting out of control?”
7. Jeff M: “Standard def is fuuuugly!!”
8. Barsoom Bob: “OMG ! Those are the future Queen of England’s tits!”
9. Matt G: “Nicki Minaj is a JUDGE on American Idol?!?!”
10. Raidel: “The new set will contain the 4th movie as well. NOOOOO!!”
11. Mike and Max: “Oh my god, the DNR on this PREDATOR disc horrifying!”
12. GregBluRay: “Circumsize!!!! I thought you said Supersize!!!!!”
13. Robert B: “They added CGI ewoks to the opening in the jungle!”
14. Daniel S: “OMG, Facebook’s down again!”
15. Kevin F: “I am blinded by the awesomeness of the new iphone. well until next week when the new new iphone comes out.”
16. James K: “What do you mean Greedo shot first!?”
17. Cameron: “No way he survived that nuke! There is absolutely no way! Nope, can’t happen. He’s dead.”
18. EM: “Mein Gott! I’d just assumed he was the Little Tramp!!!”
19. Mike L: “NOOOO!! Not Lie-MAX!!!!”
20. thomas B: “I’ll tell you who shot first… Me, when I saw Leia in the gold bikini!”
21. Anthony S: “Heimlich reacts to the news from Toshiba that it is discontinuing manufacturing and R&D of HD DVD.”
22. Jim: “Mother always said, if you keep making faces yours will stay that way”
23. Kevin M: “Ok, two girls, a cup, and…”
24. Tobias J: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN SPIELBERG IS REPLACING MY GUN WITH A WALKIE TALKIE?”
25. Gavin: “Standard Definition video?!? NOOOOOOOOOO!”
26. Terry B: “Shia Labeouf ?? ALIENS ?? Please tell me I just had a bad dream ??”
27. Eric H: “My audition for the Muppets.”
28. El CSM101: “Glasses free 3D WHOA!!!!”
29. Sam J: “You can do better than CALISTA FLOCKHARRRRRT!”
30. Joe R: “What? No SLIPCOVER!!!”
31. Bran Solo: “ginormous hairball! ahh(cough)ahh(cough)ahh!!!”
32. Jonathan L: “WTF!! I’m still confused by LOST!”
33. Mark L: “What did you get caught, the frank or the beans?”
34. Alex: “Hey Belloq, I was just wondering, how did Indy breathe on that submarine? Oh alright, we can talk about it after we open the sparkly box.”
35. Shout92: “Blinking Ewoks?!?”
36. Brian B: “Years from now, Macaulay Culkin will be famous for this face.”
37. Carlos O: “Seacrest is straight?”
38. Marc L: “Damn you White Castle! Ok everyone, hold on!!!!!”
39. Adam A: “How do you feel about your friends posting political messages on Facebook?”
40. Michael: “I’m thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. ‘Oh… Oh… Oh!’ You know what I’m talkin’ about. Oh!”
41. Andres Patino: “Jim Carrey’s father.”
42. Jordan G: “Always the joker, Siegfried does his small-mouth bass impression to cheer up his fellow soldiers.”
43. Stacy O: “No, Britney, do not hit me one more time!”
44. Henrik B: “NO MORE GANGNAM STYLE!”
45. Phil S: “Someone’s playing the THX deepnote in an Imax”
46. Mike: “Wow! I can save HOW MUCH on my car insurance by switching to Geico?!?!”
47. Bain Stew’d: “Hey guys, check out my impression of Matt Frewer.”
48. Martin L: “What do you mean the blu ray doesn’t include the Great movie Stunts and the Making of Raiders Of The Lost Ark?!?”
49. Darrin S: “How much did you say it cost for a face-peel?”
50. Jason D: “You said this was gluten free!!!”
51. Eric A: “Uh-oh! Here comes that Short Round and Mutt platter I had for lunch!”
52. Jim D: “Shia Labeouf is swinging with the monkeys?!”
53. Frank P: “What do you mean I get no residuals when this comes out on Blu-ray?”
54. Daniel C: “I forgot to set the DVR for Project Runway!”
55. Jason M: “I haven’t peed in three days! Can’t hold it any longUAGHHHHHHHHhhhh…”
56. Mike C: “So this isn’t my best Marlon Brando impression!”
57. DSS: “About thirty seconds into his audition for the Scanners reboot, Dietrich began to wonder if method acting had been the way to go after all.”
58. Paul: “Wow; that’s a HOPPY IPA!!”
59. Jason: “So you’re telling me… We fought over this thing for the entire movie? Just for this!? Come on!!!”
60. Sando: “NO WALKING DEAD ON DISH!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!”

The Winner

With competition this fierce, how can I possibly choose just one winner? It sure wasn’t easy. In the end, I had to go with Dan J for this entry:

Bond 50, Indiana Jones: The Complete Adventures, Titanic, The Avengers all on Blu-ray in the same month? There goes my mortgage payment!

I think a lot of us Blu-ray fans can sympathize and agree. Hopefully, we at High-Def Digest can help ease Dan’s burden a little bit by taking one of those expensive releases off his list.

Congratulations to Dan J for winning ‘Indiana Jones: The Complete Adventures’ on Blu-ray, and thanks to everyone else for participating! We had a blast with this contest.