When we get extra copies of movies, our readers benefit. Our prize for this week’s contest is the Ultra HD + Blu-ray combo pack edition of Mel Gibson’s Oscar-nominated war drama ‘Hacksaw Ridge‘.
To win a copy of the movie, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Sir! Yes, sir! You are so money, baby, sir!”
We have two copies to give away. The winners will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, February 24th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Csm101
“One, where is your weapon, and two, what is so funny?”
“One, Mel took it, two, he’s pointing it at you.”
Csm101
“Hacksaw Ridge sounds scary, can’t we go to Hamburger Hill instead, it sounds much more inviting.”
Csm101
“I’ll have pistachio.” “Vanilla.” “Orange sherbet.” “Chocolate with sprinkles.” “Make mine rocky road!” “Mint chocolate chip.” “Cookie dough, sugar cone please.”
“Sigh….we’re doomed.”
Timcharger
“Wipe that smile off your face, Private!”
“I ooown Malibu.”
“Are you drunk?! Where is your rifle?”
“Nooo guuuns, cuz dah Jooos are responsible for all the wars in dah wooorld.”
Timcharger
“Private, you seeking leave, on what grounds, soldier?”
“Bone spurs in my foot, Sir!”
“Which foot?”
“Huh, huh, it’s in my record. My doctor noted it. What’s written in my record, that one foot, in my medical records, is in too much pain.”
Timcharger
“Because my new superhero role is now Batman. And Batman has a thing against guns.”
Timcharger
“I HAVE a gun. No one loves guns more than me. Lyin’ media with their fake news about me with no-guns. Who are you believe? Videos of me without a gun from the lyin’ media or me? I’m all about guns. All into them, big league!”
Rob Behrens
“LISTEN UP MAGGOTS!! I’ve got a great idea for a social media site that will rival Facebook and I’m looking for a partner to get it started. Any takers?”
Rob behrens
The 2017 reboot of Drop Dead Fred sees Fred tormenting a US Army drill sergeant. Actor Andrew Garfield will be playing Fred, which will allow him to make use of his natural English accent.
Jim Zelenko
I can fight like a spider…man!
Salvador C.
“DO you find something funny Private?”
“Yeah. I was just thinking about that Psycho remake. Who’s idea was it to have you masterbate?”
Salvador C.
“Sorry Drill Sergeant. I’m only smiling to hide the pain of losing my Spider-Man gig.”
Salvador C.
“What’s so damn funny Private?
“You’re my boy, Blue!”
Salvador C.
“Hey Sarge, where can I find Sgt, Bilko? I hear he’s a hoot!”
Salvador C.
“Private, can you see my erection through these pants?”
“(Giggling) Yes sir.”
Salvador C.
“Sorry Drill Sergeant. I’m just thinking how much money Unfinished Business made.”
“SILENCE!!”
Salvador C.
“Listen up!! Casting auditions for the new Nightwing film will begin shortly.”
Salvador C.
“No gun Private? What do you have to say for yourself?”
“If we all switch to Geico, we could save 15% or more on car insurance.”
Salvador C.
“You better walk off that smile, Private!”