When we get extra copies of movies, our readers benefit. Our prize for this week’s contest is the Ultra HD + Blu-ray combo pack edition of Mel Gibson’s Oscar-nominated war drama ‘Hacksaw Ridge‘.
To win a copy of the movie, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Sir! Yes, sir! You are so money, baby, sir!”
We have two copies to give away. The winners will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, February 24th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Hannah
Howell: Something funny to you, private?
Doss: No, Sargent, especially not Couples Retreat.
Bill McClain
“Soldier, you call that a 1940s haircut? Get back to your time traveling pals and tell them we’re not falling for that. Again.”
Dan S
So where are you hiding your gun ?
Dan S
What do you mean Don’t Ask Don’t Tell?
Csm101
“What’s your name, scumbag?!”
“My name is Desmond, Desmond Doss.”
“Are you stupid or something?!”
Csm101
“What do you mean you don’t need a gun, and what the hell is a web shooter?”
Csm101
“We all go a little mad sometimes.”
“Are you quoting yourself from the Psycho remake?”
“Actually, I was talking about Mel.”
Csm101
“I don’t know what I find more disturbing, you’re creepy smiling face, or the Hitler impersonator at my 2:00.”
Deaditelord
“Look I don’t know why Mel hired me for this role either, but if you don’t wipe that shit-eating grin off your face I swear to god I’m going to find Rip Torn and have him beat your ass with a wrench!”
Andrew
“Mel was mumbling something about Jews so I figured I probably shouldn’t bring my gun out here.”
Jared Martin
“For your poor performance today, squad, we will repeat your drills tonight completely naked. Do I make myself clear!? Why are you smiling Private?”
Jared Martin
“Smile! Ooooooh Simon didn’t say, silly! You’re out!”
NJScorpio
1) Tonight, you may be asking yourself, why am I holding this 30 pound cinderblock in my hands? You might also ask yourself, why does this cinderblock have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?
Luke C
“Don’t laugh…I just farted!”
Luke C
“B*tch, I was Spider-Man!”
Luke C
“Did you read this morning’s Garfield?”
Luke C
“Hey Vince…crash any weddings over the weekend?”
Chapz Kilud
Ok, which one of you stole my collection of playboy magazines?
Leon Durham
Yes sir. I don’t need a gun. I will just punch the enemy.
Leon Durham
What are holding behind your back private?
An Oscar for the director of La La Land, sir!
Drop and give me 20!
Leon Durham
Where is your gun private?
It is on the ground, behind me, and leaning against me, sir.
Don’t accidentally shoot it.
Why? Never mind.
Leon Durham
Why don’t you have a gun, private?
I don’t need one because I will shoot a spiderweb to slow down the enemy while Jake Sully and Elrond beat him up.
Leon Durham
How do you plan to fight the enemy without a gun, private?
I will create a spiderweb that slow down the enemies’ bullets.
You’ve been in the sun too long, private.
Carl Cartwright
Remember Son, out there on the battle field, if you can dodge a bag of wrenches, you can dodge a ball.
Matt Long
Sony’s casting call to replace Tom Holland for their 4th Spider-Man reboot.
Rob Behrens
That’s a good one sir.
Scott David
What is your major malfunction, spidernuts? Didn’t Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?
Private Doss are you running on Dos? Don’t make me defrag your non rifle carrying ass!!!
Patrick Titus
The key to survival in any battle are the Five D’s:
Dodge, Dip, Dive, Duck….. and Dodge!!!
Adam Charles
“Now when I say motorboat you say “how fast?”!
Paul Anderson
“Son, can you explain to me why you don’t have a rifle?”
“Sir, yes sir. As soon as you can explain season 2 of True Detective, sir.”
Csm101
That’s a good one!😀 I was trying to come up with a TD angle myself ,but you nailed it.
Adam Charles
…”SILENCE!”…