He’s smashed his way from Tokyo to San Francisco, and now he’s ready to stomp into your living room. We have a spare Blu-ray copy of this summer’s new blockbuster hit ‘Godzilla’ to give away, and it can be yours easily.
To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Is YMCA spelled differently in Japanese?”
We have one slightly used copy of the Blu-ray to give away. It’s the 2-disc Blu-ray + DVD + UltraViolet Digital Copy edition (2D only). The disc has been opened and played, but all contents are present and in good condition. The UltraViolet code has not been redeemed.
The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, September 19th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Ronald Oliver
Godzilla: Does my rubber suit make me look fat, guys?
Evan
Gigan: “Praise Jesus! Hallelujah!”
Megalon: “Bro, you’re Buddhist”
Evan
Gigan: “Hic…have you ever tried to wipe your butt with hooks for hands!? IT SUCKS! Hiccup!”
Megalon: “Gigan, give me your keys. You’re drunk.”
Ronald Oliver
Megalon: You see guys, the reason why Godzilla has been playing it safe for so long and is still around to roar about it, is because he’s always in his rubber!
Evan
Godzilla’s friends staged his intervention to help him get over his radiation addiction, but he didn’t respond well.
Evan
Jet Jaguar: what happens when technicolor vomits on a robot
Evan
Jet Jaguar: “You can’t treat me this way! My uncle is Ultraman!”
Ronald Oliver
Godzilla: Shut up guys! I love this song… Do the Mash, do the Monster Mash, the Monster Mash!!
Evan
In the not-so-far future, WWE begins to resort to some pretty cheap gimmicks….
Ronald Oliver
Jet Jaguar: Megalon, has anyone ever told you that it’s not polite to point at anyone?
Andrew Douglas
♫ This time we’re gonna get funky.
Everybody clap your hands! ♫
Csm101
On the silver screen, Godzilla was the hero. Behind the scenes, he was a total bullying dick who constantly made Megalon the butt of all his jokes.
Csm101
Megalon: ” You know when you roar, it sounds an awful lot like a leather glove coated in resin rubbing on a double bass string.”
Godzilla: ” Oh yeah? When you roar, it sounds like a fat lady queefing into a tin can.”
Csm101
♫ Those kaiju were Monster-fu fighting
Ta-da-ta-ta-ta-ta
They were so slow and lumberi-i-i-ng
Ta-da-ta-ta-ta-ta ♫
Kashtarreaper
All those not allowed in the new series, raise your hand!
Chris M.
YAHTZEEE!!!!!!!!!
Chris M.
No seriously guys. It’s this big.
Chris M.
Whoa! No need to get crazy guys. Just take my wallet.
Chris M.
Can’t we all just get along?
Chris M.
Alright! Ten up high!
Trebor Edirbcm
So put your monster hands in the air, and wave ’em like you just don’t care.
Rollin down the street, smokin Tokyo, sippin on gin and juice
Laid back with my mind on the mothra and the mothra on my mind.
Doug
This is what it would like if dragons did the Numa Numa dance
David Staschke
Next summer Godzilla will “get lucky” in the fight against his greatest enemy in… Godzilla vs. Daft Punk.
Yusuf Nasrullah
Preparing to receive the XENU Starship with Tom Cruise onboard!
David Staschke
And on that day, a beast was slayed and the roof was raised.
David Staschke
Man, cheerleaders were a lot less hot back in the day…
Robert A.
Godzilla: Screw you guys, I’m going home!
Dustin
You know what to do with that big fat butt! wiggle wiggle wiggle…
Trebor Edirbcm
He’s a great guy, yet no one is willing to shake hands with Proctotron.
Juan
Go Zilla, It’s your birthday…