I apologize for not holding a new contest this week. As much as I wanted to, this is such a crummy week for new Blu-ray releases that we just didn’t have anything worth offering. We’ll try again as soon as possible. What I can do for you in the meantime, at least, is give away that copy of the ‘Evil Dead’ remake we promised last week.

I’m glad to see that turnout for this contest bounced back a bit. I guess you guys were just waiting for a prize that interested you.

As explained in the original post, we challenged you to provide funny or clever captions for the following image:

Honorable Mentions

1. Daniel S: “Your mother cleans clocks in hell!”
2. Isaac: “What is that smell? Are you wearing new cologne?”
3. Jason: This is the last time I go tanning before a vacation.
4. NJScorpio: “This is a teen romantic comedy, right? So I took off my glasses, and let my hair down, and I’m beautiful now. Right?”
5. Shayne B: Thanks a lot 1-800-DENTIST
6. Csm101: “See how you feel after a tree crawls up your cooter!”
7. Jeremy R: What do you mean you don’t watch Suburgatory?!
8. Steven L: Lindsay Lohan is really not looking good these days.
9. David S: My… PRECIOUS!!!
10. Pedram: Show me your boom stick!
11. Ryan M: Guys! I think I bit my tongue! Is it bad?
12. Paul: Tyra taught me to smile with my eyes.
13. Jim B: “DO NOT SEE GROWN UPS 2!! IT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE IT’S THAT BAD!”
14. Joe C: “You slept with my boyfriend, I ate your chihuahua. Now we’re even.”
15. Jayson: Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit gum!
16. Jim B: I said, a Venti! Not a Fucking Grande!
17. Evil Resident: Good… Bad… I’m the girl with the box cutter.
18. Hamud M: The battle against gingivitis requires constant vigilance.
19. Chris M: Don’t make me angry. You won’t like me when I’m angry.
20. Peter: “Dad, I told you to never wake me up before noon on a Saturday!”

The Winner!

Kurt here put a very dark, disturbing spin on those dumb KFC commercials:

…I ate the bones…

I love it!

Congratulations to Kurt for winning ‘Evil Dead‘ (2013) on Blu-ray, and thanks to everyone else for participating in our contest. We’ll try to get you another contest soon.