Turnout for last week’s contest was a little on the light side. Let’s see if we can heat things up here by giving away a hot new title this week. We have a Blu-ray copy of Quentin Tarantino’s blockbuster hit ‘Django Unchained‘ just waiting to make its way into one of our reader’s hands. Enter our contest today for your chance to win.
If you’re a regular reader of this blog, you should know these contest rules by now. To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “That’s right, Leo. He has one Oscar, I have two, and you’ve got none! Suck it, DiCaprio!”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, April 19th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
T.J. Kats
I guess I’ll do the obvious
“So I said girl I’m trying to give you this Django… The Jango is silent”
Courtesy of wherever I saw the meme first.
Mark
Hey, pay attention to ME, I’m the one going to win the Oscar!
NJScorpio
1. No Jamie, I’m Schultz. I’m not sure if you really think we look alike, or you are just screwing with us now.
David Long
I have the better evil mustache, pick me!
Stefan Folkins
“OKAY OKAY OKAY, Django, please, for the love of god, WHO looks more like Colonel Sanders, him or ME.”
Anthony Giuffra
‘Django, if you don’t want Powder Puff Hair, I’ll take her and you can have some Candie!’
David Long
No, I’m Tarantino’s favorite! He cast me in two of his movies so I can win supporting actor oscars. I’m Dianne Wiest to his Woody Allen.
bubbatwo420
Yo know who voted for Obama too? This guy!
David Goodberg
Isn’t the lighting in here great?
Jonathan Doan
Christoph: “Do you like my ‘Most Interesting Man in the World’ beard?”
Christoph: “Hey, Django, can I have some sexy time with that maid?”
Leo: “Join us, Django. We’re sporting the new ‘mullet’ hair style! It’s the next big thing!”
Leo: “It’s Hedley. Hedley Lamarr!”
Christoph: “I’m white. Am I allowed to say the n-word too?”
Leo: “Don’t anger me, Django. I’ll be on you faster than a German on a Jew!”
Christoph: “Really?? I’m standing right here…”
Andrew Kline
Waltz: Don’t pay any attention to him. We all know the Academy isn’t giving him an Oscar. It’s going to this guy.
Melissa
Leo to Jamie: “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You must be…” Leo turns seeing Christoph: “Oh, you talkin’ to him?”
Christoph to Jamie: “You talkin’ to me?”
Javier A
If this is a dream within a dream, then who’s dream are we in?
Obviously hers. ……Three studs in killer threads. …. so the question is who goes first
Ricardo Ferreira
Meanwhile, after the mandingo fight, Dr. King Schultz and Monsieur Candy try to convince Django to get a waistcoat like theirs.
Rob
If you could see Leo from my angle, you’d want to unchain something else.
Patrick
Leo/Christoph: Explaining something very important to Jamie.
Jamie Internal Thoughts: “Mmmm, that little girl over there is fine”
Five minutes later:
Leo/Christoph: “So thats what I think we should do. Do you agree?”
Jamie: “Yeah…..your right…..she is super fine.”
Norma
“Who’s your daddy?”
Ryan Fisher
I don’t care if you’re nervous – we went through all the trouble of finding a french maid costume – you’re doing the scene!
Brian R
Waltz: Jamie, maybe you can help us with this.
Who is the funniest Wayans brother? He says Marlon. I say Damon.
BambooLounge
The moment when everyone on set realized that white people really do all look alike to Jamie Foxx.
BambooLounge
And with the first pick of the draft, Django selects…
Jason
“Well I good sir, am horrified you think me capable of such vulgar a smell”.
Ryan Fisher
Just like we agreed on, Jamie. I go first, then Leo, THEN you!
Cameron
WALTZ: “Everyone here who has an Oscar… point to themselves.”
DICAPRIO: “I’ll have you know I’m the only one here with an MTV Movie Award!”
FOXX: “I’ll have you know, you’re the only one here with a RAZZIE!”
Cameron
FOXX: “Knock Knock…”
DICAPRIO: “Who’s there?”
FOXX: “Snub…”
DICAPRIO: “Snub who?”
FOXX: “SNUB YOU!”
WALTZ: “HAHA…My sides!… HAHAHA”
Cameron
WALTZ: “Leo, I have 2 Oscars if you need to borrow one.”
*Time to think of something other than Oscar jokes.*
Michael
Me ? Of course I know what a ‘Royale with Cheese” is.
Mike R.
As southern gentlemen, they tried to find a magnanimous way to settle the debate of who had the better beard.
Joel Russo
1. “Yes, we all have beards! Now lets rub them together until the maid freaks out.”
2. “Mines not even a scarf! It’s the sock from a former lover. Now ask me if the foot’s still inside.”
3. “Okay so the n word was only written twice and the rest of the times were improv, but that doesn’t make me racist, right?”
4. “Jamie, don’t make eye contact with Leo. He’s doing that to seduce you. Keep your eyes focused on me.”
5. “Motherf***er, I AM THE STREETS!”
6. “You can furrow that brow all you want, but I’m telling you–accents plus old time-y costumes equal oscars!”
7. “Well I happen to like the wallpaper!”
8. “You can’t tell Leo you need his signature and then try to get him to write it on a copy of The Man in the Iron Mask. Not cool, bro. Not cool.”
Mike R.
When Django agreed to play him in a game of pool, he didn’t know it would be of the pocket variety.
Mike R.
“I’d lose the vests. You look like Aladdin.”