We’re still tabulating the results of last week’s ‘Spectre’ contest. In the meantime, let’s get another one rolling. We’ve dug up a spare Blu-ray copy of Guillermo del Toro’s Gothic horror romance ‘Crimson Peak‘, so we thought we’d give it away to one of our readers.
To win a copy of the disc, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “This can’t be the right hole. How’s he supposed to fit his junk through there?”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is end of day on Friday, February 26th. The winner will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Jason Garcia
this will have to do until i buy a new tv.
Csm101
“Oh yeah, touch those bones you dirty little ghost, stroke those chains. Mama likes it!”
Csm101
“Do you wanna build a snowman?”
Csm101
Chastain takes a ‘Crimson Peek’
Distal Shafthair
“I don’t want to be rude, so I won’t enter until I’m CERTAIN that he’s finished pooping.”
Csm101
” Jesus this is killing my knees. I’m definitely getting one of those paintings with the peeping eyeballs.”
Deaditelord
Ohh… so that’s what the NFL referees see when they slip under the peep show hood for instant replay. No wonder they can’t get the calls right since the damn screen is about the size of a chickpea!
Deaditelord
These Victorian Age tanning booths aren’t very good.
Deaditelord
Jessica Chastain participates in Victorian Age equivalent of watching scrambled porn. “I think that might have been Tom Hiddleston’s junk but maybe it was a finger…?”
Deaditelord
Jessica: “Bless me father for I have sinned.”
Tom: Uhm… no sis, that’s the door to the bathroom.”
John Burton
4K, eh, not so much.
John Burton
(sung to the tune of “Magnet and Steel” by Walter Egan)
For you are a keyhole,
and I am the key.
John Burton
Thomas Sharpe was very protective of his sister, Lucille. He would read the highly sexual captions from “highdefdigest.com” only behind locked doors. But Lucille was very curious… and resourceful.
John Burton
Oh my God! He is donating money to Donald Trump!!!!!
John Burton
Yep, I’m pretty sure that is a sin!
david Batarseh
Properly demonstrating how to get the most from your 4k TV’s enhanced resolution; “At this distance you can really see the quantum dots at work!”
Paul Dellevigne
“I’m doing what my mommy told me not to do!”
Paul Dellevigne
Really does seem strange to have a keyhole this high up, but hey, I can see Tom’s hat!
Brandon Erwin
I’m apologizing in advance for this…
“My Brother are you in there?
Come out so we can play.
I never kiss you anymore,
Since you brought that whore,
Into our house that day.
We used to be best buddies,
And now we’re not,
I wish you would let her die!
We can hide her in our clay mine.
It doesn’t have to be our clay mine.
Okay fine.
(Knocks)
I know that she’s your new wife,
But ghosts are pouring from the walls.
Edith can see right through,
Our plans, it’s up to you
While she’s grasped within our claws!
It’s getting kind of lonely
All these dusty rooms
Watching the hours tick by!
We could hide her in our clay mines.
It doesn’t have to be our clay mines.
Okay Bye.
Chaz
1. Wow! The visuals on the other side of this door are amazing……..yet somehow, the room is still pretty boring
2. Man look at those cans! Whoever thought the kitchen would look so nice after the remodel
3. Dammit, I would ONCE love to look through a keyhole and see people having sex, I’m just not that lucky I guess….sigh
jim
I get it… Bloodshot eyes. Keyhole.
She’s taking a “crimson peek”.
Ronald Oliver
I’m going to need a bigger peep hole.
Ronald Oliver
Who needs to pay for adult entertainment when you can view it live, and for free.
Ronald Oliver
I can see why he’s such the ladies man..I’m going to have to drill more peep holes throughout the Mansion.
Ronald Oliver
Oh no! There’s no more toilet paper! ..he better not even think about using my drapes!
Deaditelord
“Well, well, well… looks like the carpet matches the drapes after all.”
Ronald Oliver
Hmm..I wonder why Donald Trump is holding his caucus in the bathroom.
David Staschke
“Ooh, Mulder! Work that red Speedo. I could take a peek at that crimson glory all day.”
David Staschke
“What’s with that guy in the dog costume giving someone a BJ? I think I’m in the wrong horror movie..”
David Staschke
“Oi. Call a locksmith!”