‘Alien Anthology’ Contest Results!

Wow! I’m left a little speechless. We received over 500 entries for our contest to win a copy of the ‘Alien Anthology‘ box set on Blu-ray. That’s fantastic, but also a lot of work for me to sift through. Nonetheless, I’ve read through all the responses and have picked my favorites. Read on to find out who won.

As described in the contest rules, the challenge was to provide a funny or clever caption for the following photo:

Even though I limited entries to 10 per person, we were bombarded by responses – countless really, really hilarious responses. Narrowing these down to a handful of Honorable Mentions and one Winner was a nearly impossible task, but here’s what I came up with.

Honorable Mentions

There was no way I could limit this down to only 5 Honorable Mentions, so here are 25!

Alex wrote:

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Simple but effective.

Along the same lines, Christian wrote:

Alien: “You sure do got a purdy mouth.”

For some reason, ‘Deliverance’ jokes make me laugh.

HuskerGuy has been paying attention around here recently:

Do I look a little teal to you?

Too bad he just won our last contest.

And here’s the rest.

Chad:

XENOMORPH: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE IS NO 3D AVATAR BLU-RAY THIS HOLIDAY SEASON!?!?! WHY THE HELL DID YOU TELL ME TO BUY A 3D TV THEN!?!?”

Andrew:

I am not a witch. I’m you!

Bryson:

“Need a moment? Grab a Snickers.”

Boo:

“Does this look infected to you?”

Benjamin:

Dirty Mouth? Clean it up with Orbitz gum. Fabulous!

John:

Alien: Watch Aliens vs. Predators now! See the horror!
Ripley : NOOO (starts crying)

Jason:

Ripley:(weakly singing) Nothing compares, nothing compares to you…

Joe:

I’m sorry you had to purchase two versions of Avatar in only eight months but this is the Limited Collector’s Edition.

Purple Moose:

Nobody puts Baby in a corner!

KTA:

Alien Wiseau: “You are lying! I never hit you! You are tearing me aparrrrrt!!! Ripley!”

Joseph:

I’m not touching you! I’m not touching you! I’m not touching you!

Jared:

How’s about a little head?

RushGirl2112:

A: Do you like my cologne? It’s Sex Panther. I wore it just for you.
R: I bet you say that to all the girls!

David gave us several gems:

“Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.”

Ripley to her agent: “Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!”

Alien to Ripley: “Say hello to my little friend!”

Alien: “I feel the need – the need to feed!”

J.J.:

My face is gonna punch you in the face.

I don’t know why, but that just cracks me up.

Austin:

“What do you MEAN the condom broke???”

Teddy:

“Cheer up, at least our Blu-ray looks better than Predator”

Ben:

“Would you like to hear more about the book of Mormon?”

Damon:

Ripley: Do you have a queen?
Alien: Go fish.

Scott:

Ripley, Ima gonna let you finish…

William:

Alien: Say the safety phrase!
Ripley: Game over, man, game over!

Sam:

“I can haz kiss?”

Drumroll please for…

The Winner!

Terry had the genius idea to combine ‘Alien’ with ‘Blue Velvet’. And, somehow, I can almost hear the alien saying this:

In best Dennis Hopper voice:
“DON’T YOU F&%@ING LOOK AT ME!”

That’s pure win in my book. Congratulations to Terry for winning a copy of the ‘Alien Anthology’ box set on Blu-ray!

Thanks to everyone else who participated. We had a terrific turnout, and your entries were some of the best we’ve ever had yet. You guys are really on top of your games.

We’ll try to do this again as soon as we get another good prize to offer.

6 comments

  1. boo

    Of those I think the “go fish” one is the funniest -despite it not being mine. Congrats to the winner though.

    I shall now resume assimilating the Josh Zyber humor index.

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